This will be no ordinary Emacs blog. Or scratch that, this will be a rough equivalent of what Geoff Greer tried to achieve by exposing gruesome Vim code, but shamelessly ripped off from inspired by the OpenSSL Valhalla, a blog collecting the greatest commit log messages written by the people who managed improving the OpenSSL library to the point of creating a safer alternative. I do not intend to reach that level of philantropy for Reasons™, however I hope to at the very least entertain whoever may find this blog.